We end the day with a visit to my favorite canard, American beer drinking. The good news is that craft beer continues to rise, because the market above craft breweries primarily consists of beers that are bad. I mean, seriously, Natural Light is one of the top 10 selling beers in the US? That either means our underage drinking problem is much worse than we thought, our economy is much worse than we thought, the average beer drinker is an idiot, or more likely, a combination of all three.
Also worth noting that Corona is the top import beer in the US. Excuse me while I go crack a Dogfish Head to drown my tears for society.